Twitterstory 27: Dear Grocery Bagger,

11/27/2011

(character count: 138; with title: 159)

Dear Grocery Bagger,

You will soon receive a box of all the plastic bags you have wasted by packing one item per bag. It won't fit in your mailbox.

Yours truly,

1 Comment

KathiLS link

11/27/2011 09:05:59 am

LOL I seriously think they need to teach grocery packing. If ever I totally snap it's going to be in a grocery store.

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Darren Cormier lives in the Boston area. He is the author of A Little Soul: 140 Twitterstories. His fiction has appeared in Opium Magazine, Meetinghouse, Amoskeag, Every Day Fiction, Raft Magazine, Arch Literary Journal, and One Forty Fiction, Ether Books, and Seedpod Publishing. Writing peeves: there should be a comma before the "and" in a set of three or more items; it is "A historic" not "AN historic"--the 'h' is pronounced; would've, could've, and should've are contractions and should never be written as "would of," "could of," or "should of"; and "ATM machine" is redundant.
He also invented the giraffe.

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