(character count: 147; without title: 140)

Paradox

I was a disappointment. But how often can you screw up before disappointment becomes expected. At that point are you still a disappointment?
 
 
(character count: 146: without title: 119)

Honesty is the Best Policy


"I used to want to know where you went at night. But now, I just want to know that you won't ask me the same question."

 
 
(character count: 122, without title: 108)

A Little Soul


When I was younger, the doctor said not to worry about it, that my soul would get bigger.

I'm still waiting.



 
 
(character count: 150; without title, 125)

Was It Something I Said?

Over the years our parties were less and less attended. Until finally, just me and my vodka were the only ones who showed up.
 
 
(character count: 163; without title: 115)

It's A Long, Long Way From Where You Want To Be

She wrote her goals on a piece of paper:

Top billing on the marquee

Today:

Eat a sandwich. Make it through the day