Character count: 175. Without title: 140

The Lord of the Rings Reinterpreted

There was good. And evil.

And there was a ring…

…and a whole lot of weird names and dense prose while things named hobbits try to destroy it.

(character count: 177. Without title: 140)

The Old Man and the Sea Reinterpreted

Why can’t I catch a fish, S asks the boy. The next day his fish gets eaten by sharks. Tomorrow, says S we’ll catch a fish and talk baseball.