Character count: 175. Without title: 140
The Lord of the Rings Reinterpreted
There was good. And evil.
And there was a ring…
…and a whole lot of weird names and dense prose while things named hobbits try to destroy it.
(character count: 177. Without title: 140)
The Old Man and the Sea Reinterpreted
Why can’t I catch a fish, S asks the boy. The next day his fish gets eaten by sharks. Tomorrow, says S we’ll catch a fish and talk baseball.